PREZ LOVES ‘EM ALL!

Blind to race

With one controversy after another piling up as a result of the actions of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency (ICE), President Donnie doubles down on his claims of being blind when faced by questions over race:

“I love ‘em all”, opined Donnie. “Black cocks, white cocks, yellow cocks…even brown cocks. Brown cocks! Every single one of the radical left is saying my administration discriminates against non-whites. They’re saying we’re going into these sanctuary cities - these blue states - and rounding them up like cattle. Kids. The elderly. U.S. citizens. Nasty, just nasty. It isn’t true, and anyone with eyes can tell you it isn’t true. They’re sick, these people, they’re sick! Maybe these maniacs - radical left maniacs - because that’s what they truly are; maniacs - need to think about what they’re saying. They don’t love our country. Only I love our wonderful country.”

A loving President

Despite the familiar doubling down, and denial of what is clear for all to see, signs out of Minneapolis suggest what amounts to a major climb down there, with those calling for a stark change in approach being told to expect just that. The first indication was the effective sacking of ICE Commander Greg Bovino, following the public execution of hero Alex Pretti. Bovino has become well known, nationally and further afield, owing to a penchant for 1930s and 40s Nazi fashion choices. This passion, along with an eager desire to deny reality, has set him apart from other supporting characters in this the latest chapter of America’s authoritarian takeover. Some have described Bovino as ‘zealously singing’ where others, such as Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, merely ‘whisper maniacally’ from the sidelines.

It remains to be seen where the flamboyant fascist’s interests will lead him to next.

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