AMERICA’S ERSTWHILE MAYOR: HERE CUMS RUDY!

Former New York Mayor - and eternal sex pest - Rudy Giuliani, has a senior moment. Oh Rudy!

“What is that? I feel a stirring.”

“Oh Christ. Jesus H. Christ. It can’t be.”

“Uuuuughh.”

“God my hair is sweating. Oh God.”

“I’m goin’ down like the towers, boys!”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

“I soiled myself.”

“Hope no one noticed!”