Following the success of last year’s Operation: Midnight Hammer, Israel’s ghoulish Prime Minister Netanyahu, and soulmate in all things abhorrent President Trump, are reported to have finalised plans for what they aim to be the long-hinted-at decapitation of Iran’s ruling regime. The two were pictured exiting the Oval Office earlier today, in bullish spirits.

The White House press corps have confirmed that Cummander-In-Chief Trump turned to waiting reporters, as he and his muse for all things wretched passed by on their way to guzzle down the blood of recently orphaned caucasian babies, growling, “Bibi’s cock’s gonna crow for the Ayatollah tonight!”, before the two departed.

Speculation has been rife in recent days that Trump would ‘cum good’ on his promise to Iranian protestors who took to the streets en masse in recent weeks, resulting in the deaths of thousands. Though the total number of killings is debated, some figures have suggested that as many as 30,000 may have lost their lives.

Of the military options at the President’s disposal, whispers from his inner-circle suggest Trump is gravitating towards what Generals are calling “Operation: Bibi’s Cock”. Following the President’s outburst earlier today, sources - unconfirmed - have reported that a joint operation, devised by the CIA and Israel’s Mossad, is set to see images of the Israeli Prime Minister’s micro-penis beamed to TV sets across the Islamic Republic. It is thought that the operation will see images appear on all channels indefinitely, even when the televisions have been turned off and unplugged.

It is believed that the move would have such a detrimental effect on the morale of the regime’s top figures, including the Ayatollah, that they would flee the country never to return. It is also reasoned that the shock of seeing Bibi’s micro-penis could prove fatal to the ageing Supreme Leader, whose health has long been a source of speculation in Western capitals.

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