EPSTEIN’S PILES: THE RICH & POWERFUL WHO FOUND THEMSELVES IN JEFFREY’S ASS
With millions of pages, along with thousands of photos and videos now released, who are some of the well known individuals to be found in the Epstein files? We highlight just 6 of those currently in the news. With the story continuing to develop at a rapid rate, we shall leave a more exhaustive discussion until the files have been more thoroughly examined.
Disclaimer: being mentioned in the Epstein files is not proof in and of itself of any wrongdoing having been committed. It might just mean those mentioned were good friends, or closely associated with the late convicted paedophile and sex trafficker who definitely didn’t kill himself. They may even have just wanted the nonce’s money (for nothing in return!).
The Fool Formerly Known As Prince Andrew
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
The late Queen’s favourite son is long known to have been good friends with Epstein (to the extent that an egotistical prat with no self awareness can be a good friend of anyone).
Bill Clinton
Blowing but not being blown
The former U.S. President flew on Epstein’s private jet, ‘The Lolita Express’, at least 17 times. The well known shagger pleads ignorance with regards Epstein’s fondness for young girls.
Ehud Barak
Cheeky-faced Israeli PM from 1999 - 2001
The former Israeli prime minister is known to have stayed in one of Epstein’s New York apartments on multiple occasions. He also explored various business ventures with the prolific pimp.
Elon Musk
Everyone’s least favourite dipshit
The world’s richest man - a breathing, walking reminder that money cannot buy everything, least of all dignity - sought out Epstein on account of his reputation for partying hard.
Peter Mandelson
Something of the night about him
The U.K.’s most scandal-prone political heavy-weight of the last 5 decades….or possibly ever. The man who gave us New Labour - Blair & Brown’s third wheel - finds himself wholeheartedly, and definitely authentically, apologising to the British people….AGAIN!
Donald Trump
Friends: The one where they partied with a sex offender
The apparently foul-smelling President normally jumps at any opportunity to claim to be the best: the best leader, the best deal-maker, the best lover…he has the best words and makes the best calls. But he definitely wasn’t best friends with Jeffrey - honest! The implications would be best left un-examined.
